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M. Fearghail

A blonde, who is in a financial bind, prays to the Lord, "Dear Lord, I really need some help. Could you help me win the lottery?"

A week goes by, and the blonde prays the same prayer. Another week goes by. Frustrated, the blonde prays, "Dear God, why won't you help me? Could you p-l-e-a-s-e help me win the lottery?"

God replies, "Work with me. Buy a ticket!"

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