Why did I shave my head?

I shaved my head last night, and have no idea as to why. Here are the best five excuses I could come up with:

5. It cuts down on lice.

4. I'm hoping to become a human billboard.

3. I was tired of having to brush my hair every morning. (Both of them.)

2. I'm starting a career as a Curly impersonator.

1. I want to be aerodynamic of the upcoming winter Olympics.

Feel free to let me know of other uses for a bald, partly empty skull. (Keep it clean! This is a family blog, damn it!)

Comments

[Barry]

That is a scary, scary sight.